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@economybacon : Man, my car is so fast, it could outrun a man combined with a horse

"You mean Centaur, right?"

Ohhh somebody went to college ooohh

@economybacon: "My anger began to flow through me like hot mountain sweat.."

Um, don't you mean "Lava"?

"...like warm hill pee"

@economybacon: Carl: Everybody was Kung fu fighting!

Doug: um, I don't know Kung f--

Carl: except for Doug from accounting