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@economybacon : Man, my car is so fast, it could outrun a man combined with a horse
"You mean Centaur, right?"
Ohhh somebody went to college ooohh
@economybacon: "My anger began to flow through me like hot mountain sweat.."
Um, don't you mean "Lava"?
"...like warm hill pee"
@economybacon: Carl: Everybody was Kung fu fighting!
Doug: um, I don't know Kung f--
Carl: except for Doug from accounting