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@edawg_eric : *shows up at your hot dog convention wearing nothing but mustard and a smile.
@edawg_eric: Last time I went to confession, the priest made me pause so he could open the urban dictionary on his phone.
@edawg_eric: I don't care if you used to be the village bicycle...
All that matters is that you're my bicycle now.