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@ehchinoo : Inception [2010, Psychological thriller] a group of people fall asleep - 148 mins
@ehchinoo: I bet dogs have a really hard time playing Twister
Left paw: grey
Other left paw: darker grey, but not the darkest grey. Sort of in between
@ehchinoo: Teach a man to shake and he will be able to greet everyone. Give a man a shake and all the boys will come to his yard
@ehchinoo: *looking under hood of car*
"Well there's your problem"
*removes cardboard box with engine drawn on it*
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