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@eileencurtright : On TV no men can tie a necktie but all women can and there’s no backstory to explain it

@eileencurtright: I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw.

@eileencurtright: Death hack: bury your loved ones with their fitness trackers for a low-cost early zombie alert system.