@eileencurtright

Spending so much time together is reviving old grievances. my husband has new questions about the time I burned a large hole in his favorite pillow with the iron

@eileencurtright

On TV no men can tie a necktie but all women can and there’s no backstory to explain it

@eileencurtright

Death hack: bury your loved ones with their fitness trackers for a low-cost early zombie alert system.