@eliserose5

I quit watching awards shows, because I never win anything.

@eliserose5

I need some sugar. Not the stupid kind that gives you mono, but the good kind that gives you diabetes.

@eliserose5

If you are older than 17 and have mad love for Justin Bieber ,you are the reason whales are the most intelligent species.

@eliserose5

I’m 5’3. I may be short but I have a HUGE personality….disorder.

@EliseRose5

When someone says, “Good luck with that” they actually mean “Let me grab some popcorn so I can watch you fail.”

@EliseRose5

Mom wants me to have a baby girl with blonde hair and blue eyes.And I want a sane mother who isn’t oblivious to my Italian bloodline.