Umbrage is like regular brage, but um…
Eat food with the fridge open in front of the other food to establish dominance as well as prepare for the next feeding.
If you are on fire, my advice would be to get off fire.
One thing I’ve learned about getting older is that not everything is as how it appears.
Or I need new glasses. Again.
I can confirm that men and women may disagree on when advice is helpful.
In related news, it is warm enough to sleep outside.
I’ve started my new diet by putting a salad in front of the beer.
Thus I have to move it to get a beer.
Because exercise is important too.