I’m more BYOTP than BYOB these days.
He left his fantasy football open and I rearranged his line up by how hot the players are.
That’s how the fight started
I’m telling everyone I have corona so I’ve got 14 days of not being bothered.
Reported my coworker to HR for sleeping on the job. I work from home. My dog is my coworker. I’m HR.
I went the wrong way down the grocery store aisle and you’d think I was looking at a 10 year prison sentence with the way Karen reacted.
I cough whenever I answer the phone so people know not to invite me to anything.
“Don’t turn on the news”
Me as a therapist
The lady behind me in line was in a hurry to get out of the grocery store so I decided to write a check to pay for my stuff.
I had to cut my own toenails. This pandemic is bullshit.
Day 4 of quarantine – my dog wants me to go to work