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Opens a sperm bank that only accepts redheaded donors….

The Ginger Bred House.

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“will you be paying with cash or credit?”
“Cash” *start playing “ring of fire” on my kazoo
*gets tackled by security*

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Rappers are terrible with pets: the Baja Men let their dogs out, DMX never knows where his dogs are at, and Pitbull is awful.

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My friends cat just ran across his banjo and was immediately sued by Mumford and Sons.

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Tried to pick a booger off my phone screen. Ended up calling my mom, signing up for AOL and getting an online degree in refrigerator repair