Opens a sperm bank that only accepts redheaded donors….
The Ginger Bred House.
“will you be paying with cash or credit?”
“Cash” *start playing “ring of fire” on my kazoo
*gets tackled by security*
Rappers are terrible with pets: the Baja Men let their dogs out, DMX never knows where his dogs are at, and Pitbull is awful.
You had me at “various dipping sauces”
My friends cat just ran across his banjo and was immediately sued by Mumford and Sons.
Tried to pick a booger off my phone screen. Ended up calling my mom, signing up for AOL and getting an online degree in refrigerator repair