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@errdayhustlah : I bet Columbus was super pissed when he rolled up in the Santa María only to find Dora had already explored America.
@errdayhustlah: My kid sat on the floor of a public restroom, so I had to throw him away and now I have to make a new one.
Parenting is hard, you guys.
@errdayhustlah: Whenever people say "don't judge me" I like to imagine them in the weird wigs British judges wear.
@errdayhustlah: If by chipper you mean woodchipper, then yes, I have a chipper personality.
@errdayhustlah: *gets several new followers on Sunday
*adds Jesus to resume
@errdayhustlah: According to my neighbor's rooster, it's 5am now.
Also according to my neighbor's rooster, we're having fried chicken for dinner tomorrow.
@errdayhustlah: No thanks, NASCAR. If I wanted to spend 8 hrs watching a car drive around in a big circle, I'd go on a road trip with my mom.