I never knew my son was 80 years old until he told me to text our neighbor because “his leaves are getting on our lawn.”
I didn’t realize how parenting had changed me until I was walking by my 7yo with an ice cream sandwich down my pants so he wouldn’t see it
I’d like to share a joke with you that my 2yo nephew told me.
2yo: Knock knock.
Me: Who’s there?
2yo: I don’t know.
I’m “whenever my mother calls, I think it’s because someone’s dead” years old.