@evanR39

You can catch a lot of flies with honey, but you can catch more honeys by being fly.

@evanR39

Those who say there is no such thing as a stupid question have obviously never worked in tech support..;)

@evanR39

Me: hey dad, what did you do before the internet?
Dad: you have thirteen bros n sisters, do the math son.

@evanR39

If one door closes and another door opens, then probably your in a jail.