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Page of evanrhorne's best tweets

@evanrhorne : "Chocolate is so yummy it'd probably taste good on mothballs." - inventor of Whopper Candies.

@evanrhorne: As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be:

"Let me see your phone"

@evanrhorne: My daughter made the carpet hot lava and I'm afraid I'll be late for work now.

@evanrhorne: I quit my job today!! The money from that Nigerian king arrives tomorrow, I'm so excited.

@evanrhorne: I lost 42 pounds!!!

Help me find her before her mother comes back!