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@fabulouscop : [at doctor]
can u cough for me please?
i see i see. i'm afraid you have a cough
@fabulouscop: what idiot called it a best man instead of a lord of the rings
@fabulouscop: *man with beerbelly waiting outside elementary school*
*teacher walks towards man*
"are you expecting a child?"
"no thats from all the beer"