@facciabella

You say “my ex is stuck under the back end of your vehicle” like its a bad thing.

@facciabella

An astronaut squirrel, a snail that meows, crab with a whale as a daughter. Dear creators of spongebob, pass the drugs.

@facciabella

When someone says “everything happens for a reason,” I stab them and laugh, just so they know I understand.