@farahfergie

Premarital counseling should be having the couple put together IKEA furniture with limited Wi-Fi connection. #weddingparty #romance

@farahfergie

The Cheesecake Factory had a “Help Wanted” sign. I was really disappointed that it wasn’t to help eat the cheesecake. #FluffyChickProblems

@farahfergie

I bet “jerk chicken” is that chicken that cuts others off when the other chickens are trying to cross the road.