Sleep deprivation- because sometimes you cant afford drugs or alcohol but still want to feel delusional and irrational.
Sleep deprivation- because sometimes you cant afford drugs or alcohol but still want to feel delusional and irrational.
Wanna live a long life? Get married. I guarantee you’ll change your mind real quick.
I am much less afraid of jail when I’m drunk.
I almost just turned down a beer.
Calm down, I said almost.