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i wear a mask when i sleep, because who knows who’s going to come into an Arby’s bathroom this close to the highway

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ate a tomato sandwich on the porch and watched some kids kick a can, if anyone wants anything from 1935

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we stopped at three kids. our cable spool dining table only seats five comfortably

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found this sweet little abandoned chocolate lab at the park today

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them: is that a real sword

me: why would i walk around with a toy sword. that’s crazy

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i either just registered my car online or i’m licensed to import rare birds now

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[every person who ever bought a used bookstore]

now I can bring my cats to work.