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*whispering* i like going for a drive and running my fingers through your hair

bus driver: well, i do not

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me: *pays a stranger from the computerwebs to come drive me somewhere*

my mom: WHAT THE HELL!

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my dad: in the end. i hope people don’t even notice i was here

me: i hate camping too

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sky writing doesn’t always have to be positive, come on people

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broke my arm doing a trust fall during a team building zoom meeting

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*neighbors putting mountain bikes on the car*

you guys headed down to the pawnshop?

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i wear a mask when i sleep, because who knows who’s going to come into an Arby’s bathroom this close to the highway

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ate a tomato sandwich on the porch and watched some kids kick a can, if anyone wants anything from 1935

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we stopped at three kids. our cable spool dining table only seats five comfortably

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found this sweet little abandoned chocolate lab at the park today