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@flaccidumbrella : "Well, first I was afraid... Then I was petrified..."

- Dinosaur explaining how he didn't survive

@flaccidumbrella: ANGEL: so the humans turned out... okay
GOD: my greatest creation
ANGEL: truly your best work
GOD: imma drown em
ANGEL: oh thank god

@flaccidumbrella: [God creating chihuahuas]

"Scare that rat into an identity crisis"