Everyone say hi to the lady reading my phone over my shoulder.
I have no idea how some women look cute at the gym, I look like roadkill that got run over a few times.
Me to myself: don’t eat it you need to lose weight.
Also me: watch me eat this entire pizza.
I hate when people decide to come over and I have to put a bra back on.
Bikini season is just around the corner.
Unfortunately, so is the Mexican restaurant.