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I often think that a flower pot falling off of a window sill and onto my head would solve most of my problems.

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The sooner you admit that you’ve made a mistake, the sooner you can move on to making bigger and better mistakes.

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My youngest just brought me a bagful of her baby teeth and is demanding answers.

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I find it very upsetting that dragon fruit has such a cool name, looks so exotic, and then tastes like a diabolical farmer crossed a kiwi with a potato.