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[date]
bobby: so what do you do
janet: i’m a beekeeper
oy: hey give those ack

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[first date]

date: i’m an optimist

me: wow i’ve never met a transformer before

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*brings a rubber band to a lobster fight*

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[restaurant]

waiter: how would you like your steak

me: i don’t know, medium?

medium: *gazes into crystal ball* you will like it a lot

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[middle ages]
King: my soldiers should wear suits that is more protective
Queen: *are more
King: babe that is brilliant

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Me: what’s your favorite number
Golfer: 4
Hypochondriac: 6
Guy From Memphis: 10
Cannibal: 18
Ballerina: 22
Bargain Hunter: 241

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Me: time for sleep
Brain: no we need to talk
Me: ugh not now brain
Brain: but this is important
Me: okay fine what is it brain
Brain: *sitting up* my name is brian

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two loaves, one loaf
two elves, one elf
two leaves, one leaf
two hooves, one hoof
two gloves, one glof

no more questions

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Adam: oh look the McRib is back
Eve: stop calling me that