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@fro_vo : ISAAC NEWTON: *apple falls from tree and lands on the ground at his feet* i have just discovered gravity

ME: *apple falls from tree and lands on the ground at my feet* i have just discovered fruit by the foot

@fro_vo: Canadian: spell colour
American: no u spell color
Canadian: u
American: no u

@fro_vo: MOM: sleep tight, don’t let the bedbugs bite :)
KID: ok

[later]

BEDBUG: arrgh I can’t bite him
OTHER BEDBUG: curses, he is sleeping too tightly

@fro_vo: [at the mall]
Me: i need to get upstairs right away

Security Guard: take the escalator

Me: *grabs him by the collar* i need the esca NOW

@fro_vo: tried to stop my dog from swallowing a hammer but it was tool ate

@fro_vo: [me on Ellen}

Ellen: so i heard you like to tell people directions

Me: that's right Ellen

@fro_vo: More Origins
Ant Man: bit by a radioactive ant
Daredevil: bit a radioactive devil (on a dare)
Captain America: bit by a radioactive america

@fro_vo: Tony Hawk: *does a 360*

Tony Owl: *does a 360 while doing a 180*

@fro_vo: hard to believe marijuana was born 420 years ago today