@froghammer

People used to be much smaller. WWII people were a foot shorter. Medieval people were basically hobbits. Jesus was the size of a cat.

@froghammer

Obamacare? More like “Obama? I don’t care for that guy!!!” Honk if you want poor people to die

@froghammer

Mom, dad… I’m gay. I didn’t know either, someone on the internet told me

@froghammer

There’s a giant exploding ball of fire in sky every day, and we’re just supposed to be cool with it? Hell no, I’m not into that at all.