According to really smart people I should have started saving 20 years ago.
I feel so bad for all these women that give me their phone numbers and when I call the line has been disconnected
This economy is ruthless.
It’s unfortunate when pasta night turns into a surprise family intervention.
I’m always careful with women that do not speak to me even after the 4th date.
An ice bucket challenge …
But for when teenagers don’t want to get out of bed and get ready for school.