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According to really smart people I should have started saving 20 years ago.

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I feel so bad for all these women that give me their phone numbers and when I call the line has been disconnected

This economy is ruthless.

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It’s unfortunate when pasta night turns into a surprise family intervention.

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I’m always careful with women that do not speak to me even after the 4th date.

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An ice bucket challenge …

But for when teenagers don’t want to get out of bed and get ready for school.