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Dream inside a dream
 – inception

Inn inside an inn
 – innception

Re: Re:
 – reception

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:
 – email from your gran

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which bird do you think most deserves to be punched in the face and why is it a goose

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The pond is silent. No one has come to feed us bread in a week. Slowly we gather our nerve and begin to wander from the pond. The world is quiet. Empty. We waddle through the streets, unhindered, unchallenged.

Duck World – coming to Netflix this summer

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[me in avengers infinity war, flying a helicopter] hey look down there it’s nick fury, omg wait help i’m turning into dust

[me in avengers endgame, falling to my immediate death having been brought back to life in midair] AAAAHHHH WHERE’D MY HELICOPTER GO

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me: (singing) it’s the i of the tiger

tger: give it back

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[me, first day on a farm] I’ve been milking this horse for 20 minutes now and he seems to be enjoying it

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Take me down to the paradise city where the salmon are jumping and the tubes are fishy

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Guitar dude: here’s wonderwall
Clumsy dude: here’s blunderwall
Pirate dude: here’s plunderwall
Thor dude: here’s thunderwall
Store dude: here’s refunderwall
Escaping dude: here’s underwall
Blue dude: here’s undertheweatherwall

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Indiana Jones: It belongs in a museum!

Me: *running away* Leave my sexy booty alone