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I entered my Chihuahua in an “ugliest dog” contest and I won first place!

The dog came third.

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Have you ever stopped & thought about how there are hundreds of millions of really nice suits just buried underground?

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A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking…

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The doctor said to me, “Do you know you have a serious problem vocalizing your emotions?”

I said, “I can’t say I’m surprised.”