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@gabbybendel : i’m not sayin for sure big brother is watchin, i’m just sayin ever since i came public with my imaginary dog, my pandora station non-stops advertises for schizophrenia medication

@gabbybendel: people really have no faith in me - i told my co-worker, “i had to have coke this morning for a little pick me up” ... another co-worker heard me and was like, “what? you did a line before school?”

*in case you all don’t have the faith either - it was a can of coca cola

@gabbybendel: nothing says 2019 like when you group text your family from the bathroom to bring you toilet paper