i just want a guy i can call papi (not in the grandpa way)
i do this stupid thing where i water my garden on the day it rains, but in my defense, the rain reminds me that they need to be watered
i wish they named cookies something different because every time a website asks me to accept cookies, and i decline, a little part of my heart is like, but i love cookies, just not your kind
you know what’s a waste of time? when you call a medical office and their message starts with, “if this is a life threatening emergency, please hang up and call 911” … if you didn’t learn that by the age of 4 then who are we to interrupt natural selection?
nothing says 2019 like when you group text your family from the bathroom to bring you toilet paper