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@gagging : If you think marijuana doesn't kill you've obviously never read the bible. People getting stoned to death left and right.
@gagging: I'm not going to sugar coat this - you have diabetes
@gagging: Michael Jackson breaks into WALMART. He only steals lotion. Turning to the security camera he whispers "smooth criminal" and moonwalks away