The detective knew exactly what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case.
WHY HAS THE COST OF BALLOONS INCREASED OVER THE LAST 50 YEARS??
I was in a flash mob once. We’d mainly just hold people at gunpoint until they updated their Adobe.
“I put my gear back in fourth.” – Willow Smith learning to drive, maybe.
My new year’s resolution is to be more grammary and stop making up words.
My step-dad’s pretty cool. Not as cool as my fence-dad, though. Roof-dad is okay. What is a father?
A really hot girl asked me for my number today and all I had to do was hit her car with my car.
I scratch your back, you scratch mine. We die from loss of blood.
My standards are so high they just recorded a reggae song.