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@genehunter1 : I always blurt out, "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND" in my best Al Pacino Scarface accent when I stand next to a stranger at a urinal.
@genehunter1: After the delicious brownies have all been consumed following my funeral,
a video of me will inform everyone that they just ate my ashes.
@genehunter1: What kind of name for a storm is "Debby?"
Hurricanes should have names like "Satan"
No one should have their house destroyed by "Heather."
@genehunter1: My Christian friend asked 4 proof there is no God.nnI pointed out Adam Sandler is a multimillionaire movie starnnNow my friend's an atheist
@genehunter1: If you don't have a bucket list, then put "make bucket list" on your "To Do" list. nnYou don't have a To Do list?nnnnJesus, what ARE you?
@genehunter1: Twitter is the only place where you're thrilled when a complete stranger starts following you.