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“I’m going out”
• boring
• obvious
• might be illegal now?

“I’m going outside for my state approved singular daily walk”
• Mysterious
• Kinda Soviet
• Good for public health

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This is super cursed and also the funniest goddamn

This is super cursed and also the funniest goddamn thing I’ve seen all week

Why am I crying in the coffee shop rñ

Why am I crying in the coffee shop rñ

Whoever wrote this headline deserve three raises a

Whoever wrote this headline deserve three raises and a high five. With a chair. On their face.

For anyone interested, the sword symbolises "the s

For anyone interested, the sword symbolises "the scientist's fight for what they, in rigorous research, has found to be good, right and true."

If you're in Poland or the Ukraine, you get a mace!

Via @francesboreham

Baby reviews should be a thing. Unboxing babies in

Baby reviews should be a thing. Unboxing babies instead of gender reveal. I can imagine @linustech dropping a review baby intel sent him for free.

Y'all can disagree but I'd like to propose to some

Y'all can disagree but I'd like to propose to someone on the second date, huge public spectacle - have a ton of people watching 😐. Be a nice story to tell the kids

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