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If you think you are having a bad day just remenber the guy on the Titanic who falls off the ship and hits the propellor on the way down.

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I think I pulled a muscle paying my registration fee at the gym

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[Spelling Bee]

Your word is inception

“Can you use it in a sentence?”

[Spelling Bee]

Your word is inception

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To show off my “Downton Abbey etiquette” at the gym, I don’t throw punches at the punching bag. I just say something witty and cruel to it.

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What I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have adquired over a….

*Accidentally drops cell phone on the toilet*

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*Dies and goes toward the light*

Light: “I have a boyfriend”

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*Gets disqualified for biting opponent’s ear on a chess tournament*

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Jesus: Unless you become like children you will not enter heaven

*Gets hit by a water ballon*

Jesus: That’s not what I meant, Paul