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Men are like “I just want a woman who doesn’t wear makeup, but looks like she’s wearing makeup”

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“The worst they can say is no” okay but that like devastates me when it happens

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My therapist: no one is judging you for doing that

Me: I judge other people for doing that

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divorces should not cost money. you should actually get the money you spent on the wedding back, or at the very least, store credit.

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My boyfriend does this completely insane thing where sometimes, when I ask him to take a photo of me, he takes exactly ONE photo

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I believe if you regularly ask single women when they plan to get married, it’s only fair to ask married couples when they plan to get divorced.

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Grateful to the visionary who saw beans that had only been fried one time and thought, “this isn’t enough.”

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someone suggested riding a bike during the pandemic wasn’t safe, as if I wasn’t obviously planning on wearing a condom

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I want to date someone funny but NOT fun. I want him to make dark, witty jokes under his breath while sitting miserably in the corner of a party.

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Dating is so hard. Like, what does it mean when a guy doesn’t watch your Instagram stories, doesn’t like your tweets, doesn’t respond to your texts, and is dating someone else?