I believe if you regularly ask single women when they plan to get married, it’s only fair to ask married couples when they plan to get divorced.
Grateful to the visionary who saw beans that had only been fried one time and thought, “this isn’t enough.”
someone suggested riding a bike during the pandemic wasn’t safe, as if I wasn’t obviously planning on wearing a condom
I want to date someone funny but NOT fun. I want him to make dark, witty jokes under his breath while sitting miserably in the corner of a party.
Dating is so hard. Like, what does it mean when a guy doesn’t watch your Instagram stories, doesn’t like your tweets, doesn’t respond to your texts, and is dating someone else?
Exercise gets your heart rate up. Anxiety gets your heart rate up. Caffeine gets your heart rate up. You’re not better than me.
I had to break up with a guy because he told me I brought out the “best in him.” I was like wait – this is it?
yesterday a man corrected my pronunciation of my name