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me to my husband: please hold me, the stress is not good for the baby

husband: ??? what baby

me: me. im the baby

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Trump: Can I get past
Biden: What’s the password
Trump: I don’t know
Biden: Losers says what
Trump: What
Obama: JOE

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having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house