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My mom shared an old picture of my brother and I on FB today. Wanted to make sure Debbie knew what was up.

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My husband used the word “analyze” during sex so I’m going to throw myself into on coming traffic now.

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Yeah sex is cool, but have you ever flossed your teeth after eating corn on the cob?

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Why do you even see a psychologist? They they are just people that weren’t smart enough to be psychics.

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Just asked my husband if he wants to have sex. He said no and went back to his puzzle. Good to know I sill got “it”.