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Page of girlwithatail's best tweets

@girlwithatail : “And now we wait.” —me when I dislike someone before my friends do.

@girlwithatail: This woman's "I'm deleting my Facebook" post has 52 comments and she's replied to all of them. Not a strong start.

@girlwithatail: My Google searches read like an alien trying learn how to be a person.