@glamoureptile

life has a lot less pushing cars filled with dead bodies into bogs than I was led to believe

@glamoureptile

just a reminder that when Shakespeare was in quarantine for the plague, he wrote the lyrics to “thong song”

@glamoureptile

please stop saying things like “ur so hot” and “your jokes have both emotional depth and the refreshing originality of a self aware intellectual” and start saying things like “here is ten thousand dollars”

@glamoureptile

My brain when I’m up late googling rare & incurable genetic diseases:

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