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how it started vs how it ended
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[after meditating]: I’m still angry, but in a calmer way
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life has a lot less pushing cars filled with dead bodies into bogs than I was led to believe
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just a reminder that when Shakespeare was in quarantine for the plague, he wrote the lyrics to “thong song”
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please stop saying things like “ur so hot” and “your jokes have both emotional depth and the refreshing originality of a self aware intellectual” and start saying things like “here is ten thousand dollars”
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Mac & cheese implies the existence of PC & cheese
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My brain when I’m up late googling rare & incurable genetic diseases:
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