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INVENTOR OF THE CHAIR: You might want to sit down for this.

FRIEND: Wher-Oh my god!

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I bet the worst part abt being an organ harvester for the black market is having to fill the motel bathtub using that little bucket for ice.

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To trick people into thinking I understand things at a museum I stand in front of every painting and silently count to twenty.