@greg_vee

If I’d know I only had 4 decent tweets in me when I started, I’d have spread them out a little more.

@greg_vee

I’ve been ignoring these dirty dishes for 47 minutes and they still haven’t taken the hint. It’s just awkward now…

@greg_vee

I hate when someone steals my idea before I’ve had it.

@greg_vee

If intelligence runs in your family, I can only guess it tripped and fell before it got to you.

@greg_vee

*takes your compliment*

*stares nervously at it*

@greg_vee

If by self-help you mean helping myself to all the liquor in your cabinet…

Then yeah… I’m about as self-helpful as they come.