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Personal trainer: You’ve gotta want it more than you want those donuts!

Me: *stops mid rep* Wait. What?

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Her: How do you like your eggs?

Me: Wrapped in foil by Cadbury.

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Grizzlies are emerging from hibernation, so hiking in groups of 3 or more is recommended. Also not being the slowest one of the group.

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If by “eat clean” you mean “donuts in the shower”, then yes – I eat clean.