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Police found the neighbourhood paedophile shot in the head 27 times. Authorities ruled it the worst case of suicide in a decade.

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Forever Alone Barbie: Comes with 20 cats, and a Twitter account. Alcoholism and debilitating depression not included.

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My autocorrect changes c**ts to China. Hey don’t blame me. I’m not the racist code programmer.

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I got fired from my office job for misunderstanding the meaning of 3 hole punch.