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Waiter, Waiter, this chicken is nothing but skin and bones.

Would you like the feathers too?

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Waiter, Waiter, there’s a small slug in my salad.

I’m so sorry Sir, would you like me to bring you a bigger one?

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Waiter, Waiter, I would like some lamb chops and make them lean.

Certainly Sir, forwards or backwards?

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What do whales do on a date?

Net flicks and krill.

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Waiter, Waiter, I don’t eat meat, fish, eggs, gluten or dairy. What do you recommend?

A taxi.

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Waiter, Waiter, my date spilled her water.

No problem, I’ll get you another one.

Thanks, but make sure she likes football.

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Waiter, Waiter, will my pizza be long?

No sir, it will be round.

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Waiter: I see that your glass is empty, would you like another one?

Me: Why would I want two empty glasses?

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I didn’t know why the doctor prescribed me mushrooms for my constipation until I saw the dragon and shat myself.

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Waiter, waiter, the coffee is cold!

Thanks for letting me know, ice coffee is one pound dearer.