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@harriweinreb : the fire alarm is to warn the fire that the fire department is coming

@harriweinreb: they say plastic straws are ruining the ocean, so i've started throwing mine in the garbage instead

@harriweinreb: computer: "save this image as 6606499f1e5c84d7c30.png?"

me: "yea”