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@harriweinreb : the fire alarm is to warn the fire that the fire department is coming
@harriweinreb: they say plastic straws are ruining the ocean, so i've started throwing mine in the garbage instead
@harriweinreb: computer: "save this image as 6606499f1e5c84d7c30.png?"