In retrospect Rose only knew Jack for like 2 days
I always watch The Shining with family around Christmas time to remind them what happens if we spend too much time together.
‘Sorry I liked your Facebook status, I was using my laptop as a plate’- my autobiography
If I ever got kidnapped my kidnapper would be like ‘why are you so good at sitting in one room for a long period of time without showering?’
Smoking doesn’t make you look cool kids. Murder does.
‘I’ve never done this on a first date before’ I say as I start vacuuming his place