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@haveigotnews : As Elon Musk opens a huge underground tunnel in LA, critics question his motives after a Thai football team is seen wandering into it.
@haveigotnews: As Vladimir Putin announces he's seeking re-election in 2018, world leaders congratulate him on his landslide victory.
@haveigotnews: Jeff Bezos confirms he’s no longer the world’s richest man as Bill Gates has cancelled his Amazon Prime subscription.
@haveigotnews: Apple launches new phone with no headphone jack, making it ideal for enjoying the free U2 album.
@haveigotnews: Apple announces iPhone bug that allows it to be hacked with a single click, in a 'more intuitive and natural way than an Android bug'.