@heat_packingDr

My wife has been smelling gas at our fireplace insert for 25 years, and it’s electric.

@heat_packingDr

Pro tip…Excessive use of alcohol can cause memory loss or worse memory loss.

@heat_packingDr

When I was a young man, I dated a very sweet girl for several months. My parents treated this girl like she was their own daughter.
My mother even tried to find her a proper boyfriend

@heat_packingDr

Coming home from costume party dressed as a priest, and pulled over by Police.

Cop..You been drinking?
Me..Water.
Cop..I smell wine.
Me..Oh my God, He’s done it again!!!!!