This is your brain: [hippo standing in a field] This is your brain on twitter: [100s of people surround the hippo patting it rhythmically]
words are just a big scam. they all just mean other words. so you keep on using even more and more words. that’s how they get you.
deep in the forest theres a metal box that controls most forest settings. toggle birds, set default leaf size, select season, squirrel ratio
Gandalf chuckled to himself as the boat left shore. “I just noticed,” he whispered, “your name sounds like Dildo” #LastLinesFromGreatBooks
that lonely feeling when you oust your ex as mayor of your genitals on foursquare
btw I learned this tonight: DO NOT image search “scrotum” because people only post pictures using a medical name if there’s something wrong
kicked out of church. I yelled “YEAH WE “HAVE A MARIA”, SHE’S MY AUNT, WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING IT WEIRD”. mustve gotten too close 2 the truth