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@hellohappy_time : [stays up all night examining my issues and identifying which descriptors best express my feelings of dysregulation]

the second i get to therapy:
idk I just feel blah

@hellohappy_time: [dragging knife across my cheek] you should be so lucky to find my hair in your food

Wendy’s manager: you are very fired

@hellohappy_time: [minutes after eating mac & cheese] u know what would be amazing right now- and honestly it’s been a while since I’ve had it- mac & cheese

@hellohappy_time: [knocks on neighbor’s door] hello may I borrow a cup of weed

@hellohappy_time: do you mean bf like best friend or boyfriend or bread festival

@hellohappy_time: CAUTION : THE ROADS ARE SO DANGEROUS RIGHT NOW UNLESS YOU WANNA GO GET ME SOME BAGELS, THEN THEY ARE FINE

@hellohappy_time: I think I have resting watching sex scene with my parents face

@hellohappy_time: [texting old friend I only hung out with cuz they had a trampoline] do u still got that trampoline

@hellohappy_time: 3rd base is actually watching a horror movie then looking up theories about the ending on message boards together

@hellohappy_time: To hairstylist: [makes series of incomprehensible gestures around my head shape] so exactly that or I’ll cry