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[stays up all night examining my issues and identifying which descriptors best express my feelings of dysregulation]

the second i get to therapy:
idk I just feel blah

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[dragging knife across my cheek] you should be so lucky to find my hair in your food

Wendy’s manager: you are very fired

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[minutes after eating mac & cheese] u know what would be amazing right now- and honestly it’s been a while since I’ve had it- mac & cheese

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CAUTION : THE ROADS ARE SO DANGEROUS RIGHT NOW UNLESS YOU WANNA GO GET ME SOME BAGELS, THEN THEY ARE FINE

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[texting old friend I only hung out with cuz they had a trampoline] do u still got that trampoline

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3rd base is actually watching a horror movie then looking up theories about the ending on message boards together

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To hairstylist: [makes series of incomprehensible gestures around my head shape] so exactly that or I’ll cry

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[me when I see a dog walking alone without a leash] exactly who is representing you my lad