My brother just found out he’s having another kid. He’s playing it pretty cool, but let’s see how his wife reacts when she finds out.
To the people who tell expectant parents to “stock up on sleep while you can,” please know that’s not how sleep works.
In my defense, I never said that I had “completed the project.” I said that I was “done working on it.” Two totally different things.
Some say their relationship is built on trust. Others, friendship. Mine is built on an ancient Indian burial ground.