I always wonder how Men managed to find entire continents.
Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.
“Removing my make up”
Or how I like to call it:
“Reset face to factory settings”
Why do baby clothes have pockets?
I’ve never heard a baby say: “cigarettes,phone and keys alright let’s go”
What many don’t know,
“Riverdance” was invented while waiting in line at the ladies toilet.
20 pages “accept yourself”
40 pages “loose 30kgs in 4 weeks”