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@heroinsdemise : I always wonder how Men managed to find entire continents.
Mine can't even find the butter in the fridge.
@heroinsdemise: "Removing my make up"
Or how I like to call it:
"Reset face to factory settings"
@heroinsdemise: Why do baby clothes have pockets?
I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"
@heroinsdemise: What many don't know,
"Riverdance" was invented while waiting in line at the ladies toilet.
@heroinsdemise: Women's magazines:
20 pages "accept yourself"
40 pages "loose 30kgs in 4 weeks"